Question Warehouse

On a Scale of 1-10, How Patriotic is Barack Obama?

2008-06-30T15:56:07-05:00

* 1- Hates This Country With All His Heart * 2 * 3 * 4 * 5 * 6 * 7 * 8 * 9 * 1- Loves This Country With All His Heart

The Cleaners

2008-06-03T12:16:29-05:00

How come when you bring pants to the dry cleaners, they always ask you when you need them by? Friday or Saturday? Obviously the person is always going to say the earlier date. There is no extra charge for getting them earlier, so the question is moot.

When Women Have Sex, What % of The Time Do They Find It Enjoyable?

2008-05-22T21:24:50-05:00

* 0%, It's Unfulfilling Every Time * 10% * 20% * 30% * 40% * 50% * 60% * 70% * 80% * 90% * 100%, It's Sheer Bliss Every Time

Would You Support Your Eighteen-Year-Old Daughter's Decision to Appear Topless in a Men's Magazine, If The Magazine Agreed to Pay For Her First Year of College?

2008-05-22T21:16:46-05:00

Better Looking?

2008-05-18T11:47:28-05:00

* Italian Women * Brazilian Women

Modern Science?

2008-05-17T16:59:30-05:00

* Ultimately Destroys Us All * Ultimately Saves Us All

What % of People Have a Secret, That If Aired on Primetime Television, Would Cause Them To Commit Suicide?

2008-05-16T21:34:02-05:00

* 0% * 10% * 20% * 30% * 40% * 50% * 60% * 70% * 80% * 90% * 100%

Biggest Egos?

2008-05-16T21:27:40-05:00

* Models * Lifeguards * Doctors * Bouncers * Bartenders * Cab Drivers * Musicians * Congressmen * Best Buy Employees

Hardest to Master?

2008-05-13T17:59:57-05:00

* Chess * Guitar * Yoga * Tattooing * Archery * Piloting An Aircraft * Cooking * Poetry Writing * Sand Castle Building

Should Howard Stern Be Cast As Dr. Strange In The Upcoming Movie?

2008-05-13T17:42:45-05:00

What % of Americans Would Burn a U.S. Flag for $1000?

2008-05-11T09:36:35-05:00

* 0%, Nobody Would * 10 * 20 * 30 * 40 * 50 * 60 * 70 * 80 * 90 * 100%, Everybody Would

Which Will Happen First?

2008-05-08T19:38:17-05:00

* Openly Gay U.S. President * Rising Sea Levels Take Out A Major European City * Legalization of Marijuana in The U.S. * Israeli-Recognized Palestinian State * Man on Mars * Cure For Cancer * Abortion Becomes Illegal in the U.S. * Most Cars Drive Themselves * None of the Above, For At Least 50 Years

Voodoo Lady

2008-05-08T19:19:18-05:00

You have just closed on your dream house. It has everything you've worked so hard for: swimming pool, fireplace, finished basement, and cozy nooks throughout. It's magnificent, but while moving in, you are told by neighbors that the previous owners were involved in occult worship. Over the course of many years, thousands of chickens and other small animals were sacrified at a make-shift alter in the attic. Someone now offers you half of what you paid for the house. Do you move in, or do you sell and take the loss?

Best Place For A Quickie?

2008-05-07T11:01:45-05:00

* Farm * Neighbor's Pool * Roller Coaster * Dark Alley * Office Supply Store * Soccer Field * Library * Abandoned Warehouse

If You Had To Choose One?

2008-05-05T22:40:26-05:00

* Double Your Current Salary, But Remain At Your Current Job Until You Are 70 * Take LSD and Go On A 72 Hour Submarine Ride * Fall Madly in Love With An Ex-Murderer, Who Treated You Like Gold * Drive The Car You Have For 30 More Years, Guaranteed Accident Free * Watch "Titanic" Twenty Times In a Row, With No Meals or Snacks and Receive $2500 * Become The Supremely Powerful Leader of a Ruthless Drug Cartel, But Be Hunted * Choose One Of The Above At Random and Get An Extra 3 Years Of Life